So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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