I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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