The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Did I show you my penis last night?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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