Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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