He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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