he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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