just come out here and I will go home with you...
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Randomize
