If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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