Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
