Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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