I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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