mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
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