a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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