I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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