I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
