508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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