Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Please don't give away my fajitas
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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