We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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