i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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