I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
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