we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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