dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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