What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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