that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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