I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize