And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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