It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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