dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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