this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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