my mouth tastes like poor choices
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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