I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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