I feel like I'm in dance class right now
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I am naked and annoyed.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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