Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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