So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
A+ Viking dick
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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