i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
