I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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