The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Small penises have feelings too.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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