Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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