So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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