I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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