before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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