dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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