just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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