Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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