i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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