She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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