idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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