it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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