Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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