Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I intend to get homeless drunk
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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