i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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