You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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