I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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