i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
My breasts were aching with rage.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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