I never want to see another naked old woman again.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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