S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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