Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
