is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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